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I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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janksgiving: “ THERES NOTHING LOL ABOUT RIP ”

sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

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Q: nothing to be proud about eating meat tbh

sixpenceee:

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puggys:

when someone asks you why 

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earthdad:

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

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